Unspeakably Handsome UCLA Man Gets Married! Women Everywhere Cry After years of searching for an equal both in beauty and cheapness, Mike Benedosso finally found a partner gullible enough to believe his lies and nose-blind enough to tolerate his smell. Mike proposed to his former loan shark, Mariel Furlong, in October 2017 in New York City. Luckily, she didn't find out about his hidden bank accounts, and they were recently married in a suburb of Philadelphia, the birthplace of America and cheese-induced heart-attacks. The groom is a graduate of the United States Military Academy at West Point and UCLA Anderson. The bride graduated from UNC Chapel Hill and UVA Darden. Both currently work at Google. In lieu of wedding gifts, please donate $275 to the "Erect a Mike Benedosso Statue in Times Square" Political Action Committee fund (all donations are tax additive).